Can it really be found?

I was surfing the other day. Yeah, net surfing, that's right. I was searching for some info on a recipe that my pop used to use way back when I was a kid. It was this really good topping for ice cream made from Hershey's cocoa. It was kinda thick but not like fudge. I don't think he put milk in it. Anyways I got a real craving for it and decided I'd make some. I used AllTheWeb (my personal favorite search engine) and found what I thought must be the recipe. I tried making it tonight and lo and behold, it wasn't anything like the way my pops used to make. A bit ago I tried to find the right recipe, using some more precise verbiage in the search eng. I spent waaay too much time and never did find that recipe.

Now, you have to realize that I really pride myself on my ability to locate just about any bit of info on the net. (I was an "expert" on Askme.com for years.) I mean, after all, isn't that what the net is there for? Can't you find out anything if you look long enough? Well, I thought you could but, alas, no.

Earlier tonight I was looking for some info on a cloak (yeah, cloak, as in LOTR or Harry Potter) and I spent another huge amount of time and found nothing on this particular garment. For cryin' out loud, it was made in 2001. I can't even find a listing for the mfg. (Sandman)

So here are the few things I have been unable to find on the net lately. If you can find them I will tip my hat to you for your effort and success:

• As I said, chocolate topping made with Hershey's cocoa that is NOT made with milk but is thick and sticky on ice cream.
• Info on a company called Sandman ((C) 2001 D.C. Comics) that manufactured cloaks in 2001.
• Info on a group, that I heard on Doctor Demento a couple dozen years back, called One foot In The Grave. I contacted a group with that name but they claim never to have performed the song I heard. (Not my imagination as I have the song on cassette. It's called Leave It To Beaver.")

If you can't find something, feel free to post below. I'm sure I'm not the only one, right?

Marcus Tee